St Joseph's R C Comprehensive School

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Tilly lives being at saint Josephs comprehensive, she has come on so greatly, she is loving learning and all her teachers are fantastic , well done to everyone who has helped her to get through year 7..

Bad

The chips are pretty bussin

exquisite schooling, amazing teachers all around, pupils well behaved. food is just barely above average. apart from the assisant head this school is amazing

Exquisite meals served by very well payed staff, along with some of the best pupils I have ever seen, I personally am a big fan of the pioneer class but it’s up to opinions, thus I give this establishment 5 stars

GIVE ME HOT CHIPS FOR ONCE PLEASE

Yesterday I was sitting in the toilet stall twiddling my thumbs thinking about life while trying to ignore my burning poo that was dribbling from my rectum. When unexpectedly somebody banged a gear the door, in response I politely replied with “one second my good friend “ and that’s when it happed, a whole intact chip fell out of my bottom. My face went white with fear as I stared at it and it stared back, it it it was from the lunch I ate earlier, the chip the school fed me survived my stomach acid and plopped in the toilet bowl. I started crying as it stared back. Later that day I had a mental brake down during dinner when my dad served me chips. That single chip has forever scared me. 10/10

one star

Excellent comprehensive and 6th form