Broadmoor Hospital

Incredible place. My room was on the small side, but wasn't too bad. It was clean and the men in white coats kept it in order. I got lots of free drugs which made me feel amazing and I had a great trip to another planet ☺️The food was pretty good too, good menu choice and lovely drinks. I enjoyed being strip searched every day, in my mind this was an added bonus having my a**ehole fondled.My room was also a little bit on the bright side, it was all white and it felt like I was in the infamous white torture room after a while, so I suggest you get some different colour paint to cheer people's moods up.

Had a lovely time performing on stage with Frank sinatra, and I am very grateful for the white tuxedo jacket supplied. Although my private room was beautiful and comfortable, and I could sleep on the ceiling because it was so soft (I actually danced on it) it was a tad small when it came to having all the aftershow fans in my room wanting autographs. I asked the nurse if there was anywhere slightly larger to accommodate all the people, and she said I was the only one there. Best Coke and heroin I've had in my life!! Keep trying to rebook but it's very in demand so I'm told. The restaurant was flawless and the entertainment committee put on some very great shows and very true to life gritty violent stage plays. I was enthralled. Absolutely delightful.

amazing romantic trip away. me and my wife loved it. very comfy beds and amazing staff. 10/10 although some of the other guests were a bit strange...think we saw jimmy Saville

Well what can I say..what a wonderful place to stay! Loads of privacy in my own room with fantastic views. The room service was brilliant after restraining me to my bed every night they would force feed me the liquid cosh to help me to relax and sleep!! I also met a lovely fella named Peter from Yorkshire who always stays at Broadmoor and he was quite happy to show me around. I really enjoyed his stories of being a truck driver and his real interest of women!! The evening entertainment was from a DJ called Jimmy Savile who also doubled as a night porter!!.Odd looking chap but seemed really friendly!.Can't wait to come back for another stay soon!!.

8/10 would definitely come again. nice food and great views. my prison cell was small but nicely decorated with white pillows on the walls. the nurses always were checking on me (and checking me out) and i miss them a lot. after i escaped, i went back to visit betsy (my nurse/wifey) and turns out she’s now taken by dave copeland. Was disappointed and thought she could do better and so that’s why it is an 8/10 for me.Would recommend this place if you happen to hear voices in your head while doing the dishwasher.

Some wonderful spa treatments available here for those who need a little more than a hot stone massage. I particularly enjoyed the electro shock therapy combined with the aversion treatment. Mind blowing.They also do a great line in S&M all delivered by wonderful staff dressed as Doctors and Nurses. Elsewhere you would pay a small fortune for all of this but here it’s provided absolutely free by the NHS.Rooms are pleasant enough and very secure.The food is passable and the only downside is that the wine list is non existent.

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Great place for a weekend away, stunning view and great staff. The escape room was great fun for all the family, which I didn't know I had, The pills were on par even though they made me see smells and taste colours. But overall a great stay. I saw the face of God and it was weeping.