Diddly Squat Farm Restaurant

Whether you're a fan of the show or not, Diddly Squat Farm is definitely a fun place to visit. There's a great variety of local items to choose from and plenty of spots for Instagram-worthy pictures (but please snap pictures and move on quickly for others). The former lambing barn is now filled with tables of goodies for sale from local vendors as well as seating for those who need a bacon sandwich and a cuppa. It's a great atmosphere. Bring a sharpie to sign the wall of the lambing barn and definitely, definitely wear your wellies!!

I'm a big fan of you Jeremy But just like your farm show, you are Very unorganised. I was happy seeing your place but sad at the same time.Guy I have been your guinea pig for the day.I come all the way from Hong Kong to find it was closed.I could not find any info on Google or Tripadvisor about opening times. I was going to Swindon so I drove there anyway to see the place. It was on Wednesday and found out it closed on Mon. to Wed. I have taken a photos of opening hours for you guys.I wanted to try the lunch. Will go there agine in 2 years time.Anyway Jeremy keep up the good work and make loads of shows. You are so entertaining and makes me laugh all the time.BTW I sould have clicked into your main website to find the times. I will update the info in this now.

A notable place to visit, but festival food prices leave a synical taste. Exit through the gift shop...Stopped for food and a drink, spent just over £20 per person for burger (£12) and fries (not included - £4) plus a pint (£6 I think).The 2.5% elderflower shandy was enjoyable, crisp and refreshing, interesting overall - important as this place is a little destination for driving enthusiasts.The Cotswold social set are in good supply too - a pedigree dog and a Chelsea tractor work well here. Makes for an interesting crowd overall, probably - most importantly - a crowd that'll pay the maxed out prices without too much regret.Some ingredients are presented as being local/British/rare - whatever adds value and a sense of quality. But...The burger didn't taste bad, but was quite greasy (sorry - 'juicy') and dripped sauce everywhere, endlessly. If there's something supposed to be heart warmingly retro-British about it (and the place in general) - as if we were scoffing a burger out the back of a van on a Saturday night, or at a Sunday market, or race track somewhere, it should have cost £2.50 for the old-times-sake vibe being channeled here.These days £6 would have led to me buying another (they're not that big). At £12 you're being taxed for something related to having a consumer brain that perceives value either because a) you're there because you like Clarkson, or b) you seem to be getting quality ingredients (which you may well be).Similarly, the fries - which are nice - at £4 are just taking advantage. Poor ole farmer?There was some music playing which added some atmos, but with the cold and wet settling in you're best to wrap up very warm, and wear some wellies - all seating is outside and it is quite muddy in places - being a real farm... obviously.The place does have a somewhat bleak outlook, it's a surplus out-building and cattle shed on the edge of a farm, atop a hill. Having mother more profitable use, it's been converted into a reasonably authentic visitors, centre for those hoping to catch a glimpse of Jeremy on his tractor, or something British.There is a sort of building nearby where he might be, having a traditional Sunday lunch. Guessing if he'll turn up and is a fun mental game to play while trying to get burger sauce off your hands.The place is interesting though, and emphasises it's green credentials. They have recycled materials, reusable cups (you can buy), bins for things, and big signs about using the bins - written in chalk because it's authentic, friendly, and not at all corporate or trying to make as much money off you as possible.Other than eating, the best thing to do is queue up to go through the gift shop. Everyone does it for some reason. Everything is quite expensive there too. Mug's game to be honest, but go there anyway.

Went to the farm shop and the bar it was a great experience and had the best day

Visited Diddly & wasn't disappointed. Farm shop had some nice groceries. Brought Smoke Bacon, Butter & Jam. Some other items prices seemed high. Can get a beer in the bar area behind the shop.

It was a great experience wandering round and sampling Jeremy's cider unfortunately he wasn't around.