Hay Green Allotments

They wouldn’t honour the 2-4-1 offer as advertised, meaning I had to pay full price for the caviar. It was okay but I seem to have landed in something my bank calls an ‘overdraft’ as result of this. The manager was less than helpful. In fact, one might speak to the tempestuous nature with which he fired a most almighty snot rocket in my direction. It was unwarranted but most apparently, it was unwrapped. Normally I wouldn’t groan about extra seasoning thrown in for free, but something implored me to now. Will be back next week with my cousin Sharky Frank.

Great place for peace and quite