Pizza King - Brighton

Could be considered if you were going to die.The owner was quite nice but the food was really terrible

Truly awful oven chips. Curry sauce was cold and was mostly just lumps of flour. I don't exactly have high hopes when I'm getting after work chips at 1am but this was impressively bad

The Ballad of the Pizza KingThe Pizza King makes a Pizza Pizza,a Pepperoni Pepperoni too.Two for the price of one,but one for the price of two.The Pizza King is always up.He gets consistent reviews.His google profile is 1 star;Pizza by Pizza, through and through.The Pizza King gave my friend a Pizza pair.He hardly cooked it, let alone burn it.Given the price, it didn’t seem fair;my friend took one bite and had to return it.The Pizza King made the worst Pizza in history.Certainly the blandest that I’ve ever had.It hadn’t the dignity of being disgusting;it was so awful that it wasn’t even bad.The Pizza King, surprised at our return,asked “why do you spurn the pizza I give you?”When my friend told him to try it for himself,he declined, with a resigned “I believe you”The Pizza King, I think, was hexed by a witchto make Pizza forever, but never know how.With profit margins that should make him rich,but cursed to reimburse, he doubles each ciao.The Pizza King! What must he have doneto anger that sorcerer? I cannot surmise.Late nights baking misery cannot be fun,never mind for hundreds of years at a time.Later we saw him, alone and decrepit:a monarch in exile, smoking cigs in the rain.Head in his hands, we had to be sympathetic:the Pizza King, cursed to dismay.The Pizza King makes a Pizza Pizza,a Pepperoni Pepperoni too.Two for the price of one,but one for the price of two.

It really doesn't deserve one star. Not only did the staff member make the food without gloves and lick his finger & didn't wash his hands! The pizza themselves was absolutely horrifying I was disgusted with how bad it tasted it was like chewing on some cardboard and tasted very dry with no taste other than cardboard. The chicken didn't even smell or look like chicken and the second one it was like he through all of the items on the pizza to the point it looked like a mountain!! The place needs a deep clean and a food hygiene visit the pizza was the worst one I've ever tried burnt crust and a hard base...gross!!!

DO NOT EVER EVER EVER EAT FROM HERE THIS IS THE WORST PIZZA I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OVER PRICED DISGUSTING CHEWY COLD MUSHY PIZZA DOE PLEASE SAVE YOUR MONEY

Me and my friend are Homless and the guy working in there wouldn’t let me and my friend a couple of pounds off a pizza or chips so we could eat I hope one day they are in a situation where they ask for food where they are so hungry and get told no put them in our shoes and every other Homless persons shoes

I cannot express the criminality of this establishment. This pizza tastes as though it has been boiled in water from an old kettle. I am wholly envious of people with no taste buds, because at least they would have expected this to be so insanely bland. Without the deal these pizzas are £18 each? I can only imagine this as some sick social experiment in which rich people aim to spend so much money to experience an immersive war-time palette void of basic seasoning and flavours. Watching the singular employee create the pizza was a distressing foreshadowing for the dire product to come. Pizza King? I demand they abdicate.

Look at what they wrote on their job description on indeed:NOTE: Only serious candidates are wanted (no time wasters please). If you are not sure then please do not apply. Also please make sure that you kindly answer your phones. Finally, any rude and disrespectful behaviour towards us (either by phone, text, at interview or by any other means) will not be tolerated and action will be taken against those individuals concerned. Many thanks.So they are threatening legal action from the looks of it based on what THEY deem to be rude and disrespectful. So if a person says no"

Worst pizza I ever had in my life. Well, just took a bite and stopped eating . Smelly dow and not even cooked property. Never buy anything from this shop. Not hygienic at all. Over priced and not even a worth worth tasting

Do NOT bother!The absolute worst pizza I’ve ever had the misfortune of trying to eat.Horrible pre brought bases, cheap & nasty toppings (think even a dog would turn their nose up at the ‘ham)Pizzas undercooked.Partners pizza 14” had 8 tiny pieces of pepperoni (inch rounds): half the slices didn’t have any pepperoni but, as it turned out, that didn’t actually matter as it was so flavourless as to be inedible.Total waste of time & money. If it wasn’t pouring outside I would go back and demand a refund.I don’t generally leave reviews but this was so awful I just have to try and save someone else from the experience.Assume they are only still in business because visitors don’t realise and chance it.Not happy and still hungry!